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Taz

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Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :

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My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
 

Jazzaferri

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According to mathematicians the world is divided into 10 different groups (sets for the cognoscenti) those who understand binary and those who dont.

Hope that helps old git.
 

old git

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Sorry.

Do appreciate you are trying to help but further explanation required including the type of screws that are being suggested. Wood screws, self tappers, set screws etc.,etc?
 

mallyjames

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Sorry.

Do appreciate you are trying to help but further explanation required including the type of screws that are being suggested. Wood screws, self tappers, set screws etc.,etc?
if the male was deranged and the woman doing the dirty clothes,you could say nut screws washer and bolts
 

Chris

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Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Dunno wot it meens but whatever.
"Shamed be he who thinks evil of it"

Chris...

or even ""Evil be to him who evil thinks".
 
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