Cos he's talking a load of crapWhy is he holding it over the loo
Jx
Cos he's talking a load of crap
http://www.getasax.com/product_info.php?cPath=32_38&products_id=1215Pssssst. Here's a good wheeze.....
Get a bunch of brass ligatures.... bury them in the garden for a few months..... and when suitably 'distressed' (I knew someone who used to fake antiques) stick 'em on e-bay in ones and twos....
"The actual lig used by (name any safely dead famous saxophonist who can't prove you wrong) when he recorded....... (name suitably iconic recording)"....
Remember, you got the idea here first.
If you do good I want a smell of the action...
$9 999 for a lig, makes the mouthpiece sound like a good deal.
We know you're joking, but some might not realise.The offer still stands, but since posting a waiting list has built up.
Orders may take four weeks to process. Do not despair.
An express service has been created for discerning customers like you. The cost is minimal.
A mere $500 in cash, bank draft or credit card, and your ligature/ genuine mouthpice used by (insert chosen jazz great here) or letter of authentication (delete at appropriate) will be with you by special courier and by return.
Please do not feed the couriers.
They need to be kept in strict training, such is the volume of our sales.
Not a problem.We know you're joking, but some might not realise.